Chocolate!

My boyfriend does not like chocolate. This is like a sin to me. A sin against me and against the world, and also a sin against Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory. I have multiple reasons why this is so.

• My boyfriend (let's call him Daniel, for that is his name) and I can not look lovingly into one another's eyes as we drop chocolate covered chocolate covered chocolate into each other's mouths.
• My boyfriend is very hard to shop for on Valentine's Day. I have to think of original ideas for gifts, instead of just a heart filled with chocolates with different fillings, because he doesn't like the outer layers. 
• I can't have a bathtub made out of chocolate and filled with chocolate, because then he'll never want to take a bath and he will stink forever and ever.

Right now, I am craving some chocolate, preferably an Easter Bunny made of chocolate, which is actually just a Crunch bar (which is exponentially less expensive), so really, I just want a Crunch bar.


I wonder if this is satisfying enough for a first blog post. I hope so, because I need to go shower in my non-chocolate bathtub, or I will stink forever and ever.

Meow, or bye.

Edit: I just want everyone to know that there is special emphasis on cat in my URL name, so that it reads CATastrophichuman. Meow, or good day.